[But if they watch this, they shouldn't feel too bad for him - despite being blind and sluggish and nerfed, he's still fucking badass. He uses the gun as a club rather than shooting it, backflipping to avoid the snapping jaws. When he's not clubbing he's using his fists, and it's truly impressive.]
[Even if he can't keep them down. He'll sure as hell try.]
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[But if they watch this, they shouldn't feel too bad for him - despite being blind and sluggish and nerfed, he's still fucking badass. He uses the gun as a club rather than shooting it, backflipping to avoid the snapping jaws. When he's not clubbing he's using his fists, and it's truly impressive.]
[Even if he can't keep them down. He'll sure as hell try.]